NAKED & EGGS

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I am the worst…

I am a pretty big fan of minding my own business. However I also really enjoy just about every “Overheard” social media account that has ever existed. Because eavesdropping is fun… it’s wrong.. it’s fun.. it’s wrong.. it’s fun! Sometimes I just have to give in to the urge, like last night. I woke up around two with my book on my face. All the lights were still on and the funnest, loudest most intimate sex sounds are radiating from some neighboring apartment. There was laughing and O-ing and things being knocked over. It sounded like a pretty rad time. Good for them! I could have put on some white noise and given them some privacy but.. that’s not what I did. Through some kind of osmosis I got a little oxytocin high too. I know a few weeks ago I posted about sex in the time of Covid… where I told you all to go fuck yourselves.. and that sorta still stands. Mostly. I think it’s good advice for now. But damn. If you’ve got a designated safe partner to get down with. Do it for the rest of us. And really put your back into it.

Day 118: Cucumber, mango, tomato and kimchi with a little coconut oil drizzled on top.

I’ve been jamming this all morning for all it’s silly sexy vibes…